Monday, April 28, 2008

Messy Monday, Clean My Ride

ren·dez·vous: 1. an agreement between two or more persons to meet at a certain time and place.
2. the meeting itself.
3. a place designated for a meeting or assembling, esp. of troops or ships.
4. a meeting of two or more spacecraft in outer space.
5. a favorite or popular gathering place. –verb (used with object), verb (used without object)
6. to assemble at an agreed time and place.

Today's Messy Monday project is my vehicle. The make of my car is a Buick. Okay, I already know what you're thinking. Only old people drive Buicks. Let me remind you that I'm married to Lawnmower Man. We eat dinner by 4 o'clock everyday. And one of his all time favorite restaurants is the Golden Corral. (Which I refuse to go to) So it's only appropriate that we drive a Buick. The model of my car is called a Rendezvous. It's a midsize SUV and it has been my favorite car thus far. I don't like the name though because it's really hard to spell and I'm a pretty good speller.

Please ignore the scratch...that's another story for another day.

Anyhoo, today is cleaning day for the Rendezvous. It's big time dirty. If I was caught in a snow storm and was stranded in this car for a week you would not have to worry. I would not starve I would gain five pounds. Because on any given day there's a possibility that this is in the back...

You can't starve with 14 boxes of Goldfish crackers in your car. And to the guy at Sam's Club that thinks that it's so funny to say...hey you must work at a daycare hehe everytime I shop there. Please stop. Because it's not funny. It never was. I certainly am not the first person in the history of Sam's Club to buy 14 boxes of Goldfish. I also wouldn't have to worry about stinkin' because with all those baby wipes I could take a "horse" bath everyday.

I'll be back later with the completed episode of Clean My Ride.

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CEU said...

hee hee hee
chuckle chuckle
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teresa said...

Did you just say you refuse to eat at the Golden Corral? What is wrong with you?

First you clean on your day off and now you are dissing the GC in a public forum. I'm pretty sure I'm not speaking to you anymore.

Ashley said...

snort giggles! Horse bath!!!