This is when you start humming the tune...
I'm Every Woman by Whitney Houston.
and yes, you're supposed to look like this when you play dodgeball.
We call ourselves the
(you could also call us the biggest winner of the day, I'm just sayin')
We're infected with just a slight case of the competitiveness.
(And yes, we are missing our fearless leader. He showed up for practice on Friday but had trouble keeping up with the big boys, so he was a no-show slacker on Saturday. Did I just type all that out loud?)
This is what we call an action shot.
When Nike sees my awesome athletic skillz, I'm sure they will be calling me to take over Tiger Woods endorsement deal. I'm sure you would agree.
After we whooped a bunch of teenagers, we started knocking off all the adult teams.
These are the Tree Huggers, our biggest rival of the day.
You would also call them the biggest losers!
So, how did I do it? Well, I watched a how to play dodgeball video on youtube because you can learn to do almost anything on the internet, and then I just dodged the ball. A lot.