While the cats are away...

When one leaves for a ministerial staff retreat, a certain worship pastor should maybe:

a) lock his car doors

or

b) never leave keys in the hands of the one you have scorned

or

c) maybe he shouldn't have been bragging about all those "practical" jokes he's been playing on Mrs. Willett. Obviously, Mrs. Willett knows how to...

BRING IT ON.

Not

so

practical

the mice will play!