We are a family...

Well, in a few more minutes the Bell clan will be here so I thought I would take a few minutes to give you a brief description of the people in the picture above. I have decided that today is the day that they will recieve their blognames.

Blonde chick on the left. That's my sister. She is twelve years younger then me, but sometimes people think that she's older than me. When we are together we always hear these three words: Are you sisters? Or sometimes we here these three words: Are y'all sisters? Today I will anoint her with her blogname: Tammy Faye. Yes, that's right. Tammy Faye. She has a way with the mascara wand and likes to tell me that I don't wear enough eye makeup. Last summer she told me that my mascara application was all wrong.

Red head in the middle. That's my mom. She doesn't care to cook but when she does cook you can guarantee that your gettin' lasagna or some form of a carb. She is a craftin' junkie and I could call her up and tell her that I need 50 handmade cards by Sunday and she would whoop it out. She should have a bumper sticker on her car that says: I brake for Michaels, Joanns, or rummage sales. Yes, she calls it a rummage sale. Not a yard sale, not a garage sale. Rummage sale. When she's not babysittin' her rowdy grand boys, she likes to read her favorite blog. Her blogname is: CraftyMama.

Bald man in middle. That's my dad. He likes to read the Bible, clean his car, obsessively label things, make lists and wear wing tips. Mmmmm. I don't know anyone else like him. When he and Lawnmower Man get together there will most likely be a trip to the computer store so that he can add the latest something or another to his computer. There will also be lots of talk about gas prices. They try to out do each other with the "I found the cheapest gas." His blogname is: Wingtips.

And then we have this little guy...Sanjayah! He already has a blogname. He is two now and I can't wait for the two year old thunder to roll in here and do the funny things that toddlers say and do. He has never really cared for his Auntie Ang and I believe that it's because I'm the one that handed him over to the nurse to be circumcised. Tammy Faye couldn't do it so Big Nanny had to step in. I insisted that it must be done because I've read about it in the Bible. Anyhoo, he's not my biggest fan.

Well, I hear a knock at the door and it must be Wingtips, CraftyMama, Tammy Faye and Sanjayah!