This past week I set out on a adventure with some members of the Africa mission team to get some vaccinations. It seems when you go into third world countries, its important to get your shots. So I had been researching on the internet (it will get you in trouble everytime) for a travel clinic because it seems that the local doctors prefer not to have a bottle of the live yellow fever virus sitting in their fridge. I also was looking for a bargain on the shotz because their kinda pricey.
Please note: bargain hunting for vaccinations is not advised.
Anyhoo, Alicia, Jesse and I traveled over to Bellevue to a place called Shots Etc. When I pictured the establishment, I pictured what one might call a traditional medical center with I don't know...maybe a private room. But a private room it did not have. In fact, it was in a strip mall. Ya know the kinda place where you usually find clothing stores and nail salons.
Not a private room...
This is me getting ready for my shots. Yes, it is November, and I didn't leave the house with just a tank top on. I wore a button up shirt over this tank but couldn't push the sleeve up so I had to remove it. Classy, I know. Again, please note that this is not a private room but it's an office/patient check-in station/vaccination station/lunchroom....Et Cetera. If you can serve one patient, why not just serve them all at the same time.
Also, something tells me those Clorox wipes have never been opened. Why would I think that? Oh, I don't know, maybe its because my nurse didn't bother to put on a pair of gloves when she administered my shots. And she was waving those needles around like they were pom-poms.
Alicia didn't get the nice relaxy chair but she did get to sit next to the fridge. Ya know the fridge that holds the live virus', a Diet Coke and a Lean Cuisine.
Before you get your shots you have to review all the risk. You get a laminated sheet for every shot you're getting. I have five sheets because I got five shots. A certain member of our trip was making fun of me because I was getting every shot that they offered and even suggested I get the hang nail vaccination just to be on the safe side.
Please count the number of sheets a certain member of our team is holding. He ended up getting the hang nail vaccination after all.